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Thoughts on a colonoscopy

Following my rite of passage into adulthood last week, Noah and I decided what better time to bring about a colon awareness week. Not only to be aware that you have a colon, but how to keep 'er happy:

Me: the size of that damn hose.
Me: dear GOD!
Noah: i remember parts of it
Noah: being under
Noah: and feeling super uncomfortable
Noah: just being probed!
Me: just think...
Me: some people actually like to get doped up and have things shoved up their ass... for fun!
Me: we do it for LIFE!

by Brad on February 12, 2008

3 Comments

Any word on semicolon awareness week? It sure is time kids these days understand the risks of poor punctuation.

Andrew Lovseth

12 Feb 08 at 8:09pm

HAH! Good call, Andrew.

12 Feb 08 at 8:43pm

Some people DON'T have to be doped up to want something shoved up their ass!

Frank White

13 Feb 08 at 6:25pm

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Brad Smith founded Neubix, a quirky Midwestern design studio, with Ryan Sims in 2001. Now residing in great metropolis of New York City, he Captains a ship named Virb. Brad is a fan of neat rows, sad songs and sharpies. He's a lover, not a fighter and still thinks Darth Vader was framed.

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