Ladies and gentlemen, cowboys and cowgirls, friends and ever-loyal Big Noob supporters, it is with great joy that I welcome you to a new and even BIGGER version of The Big Noob! We went soul searching and found out that we're still nerds. We also realized that the ol' adage of absence and fondness certainly applies to The Noob. More realizations - in no particular order - we've made on our sabbatical:
(1) The Big Noob has always been an outlet for us - a place where we can step back, be dorks and not take ourselves too seriously. Between the three of us, there is a tornado of dork-fury that will be unleashed.
(2) Keep it blue. Keep it neon green. Keep it big. We think we had a pretty good formula the first time around. After a couple failed attempts at realigning, we decided to just stick to our guns and inject a little 2007 into the 2004 of the last design.
(3) Nothing humanly possible, ethical or moral could be done to persuade Gerard to come back for Season 2.
(4) We've always been concerned for Brad's sanity, but in the past year or so, he's gone mental. We have proof. We are concerned.
(5) Two beautiful women, handcuffed together, catfighting in the rain is cinematic gold and should be incorporated into future LOST episodes on a regular basis.
(6) And lastly, on a more serious note: the last thing the "sphere" needs is another fracking blog that promises big and delivers little. We feel that we might have failed miserably in that regard the first go-round. Consider our resolve steely, our determination unabated. Our industry has one of the coolest, most vibrant communities around. And gawddangit, Bobby, we miss contributing to it.
So, I'll spare you the hand-holding and tedious commentary. Go look for yourself. Get to know us. Grab a feed for the road. Come back every now and then for a little goofiness. Lord knows there's enough snobbery and heavy-handedness to go around, so we're just gonna keep it white and nerdy until people stop coming around.
My, my, my, it's good to be back!
11 May 07 at 11:31pm