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17 Simple Rules For Going To The Cinema With Me

"8. Anyone heard to utter the phrase 'Did you see that?!' at any point during the screening will be taken outside and have the word 'DULLARD' branded on their forehead." I have an alarmingly serious allegiance to high movie-watching etiquette standards.

by Ryan on August 28, 2008

7 Comments

I hear you loud and clear. I absolutely detest when a good movie is over, and the lights come on and everyone hated it and has stupid comments that they can't keep to themselves.

When I saw I Am Legend I was personally shocked at how good it was, I expected a cheesy action flick, and the story actually moved me. The lights came on, and as I was absorbing what I just saw, some idiot with a southern accent was like "I'd like to say it sucked, but it wadn't that good!"

I'm not sure what he meant, and although everyone has the right to their opinion (that movie understandably had a lot of mixed reactions)… the fact that he said "wadn't" instead of "wasn't" and that he was the fourth of fifth person with a stupid comment really lit a fire up my ass!!!

Christian

28 Aug 08 at 3:50pm

that is TOO funny – I have to admit I am guilty of breaking Rule #2 but I do try to sit on the end of the row!

Frank White

28 Aug 08 at 5:45pm

when i came out of cloverfield the first thing i heard someone say was "that had a real 'buffy' feel to it"

WHAT

dave

29 Aug 08 at 3:34pm

what makes you think I WANT to go to the cinema with YOU?

Timmy

31 Aug 08 at 2:39am

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Roxie Schmidt

8 Jan 09 at 5:47pm

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Roxie Schmidt

8 Jan 09 at 5:47pm

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Roxie Schmidt

8 Jan 09 at 5:48pm

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Ryan Sims is the lead designer for a small company in Boston called Virb Inc. (formerly Unborn Media). Back in 2001, he and Brad co-founded Neubix, a little design studio in the Midwest. He wishes he could read more books.

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